tomlinsarse: i’m about to cry my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches then he started to cry and ran off and yelled they all...
talaem: “don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
Empathy Test →
vanyumm: 0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42) 53 - 63 is above average 64 - 80 is very high 80 is maximum If you want to show your followers your result put it in the TAGS 37 . Not good.
Find someone who complements you.
suprastar: Yes complement, not compliment. A person who accentuates your true personality, who adds fuel to your fire. Someone who can help teach you things you could never learn on your own. The one who sparks your creativity and challenges you to do better and be better.
wizcoylifa: you spot a snapback in the grass and you sniff the air “theres been swag here recently” you and the other hunters travel deeper into the woods
heartless: Shall I compare dat ass to a summer’s day?
esexist: my sexual orientation is straight up gangster
sassy-est: This is completely understandable. Thats how i act when i get panera too
saucefactory: heathyr: possibly my favorite reaction to the crowd “awwww”-ing after Dylan said he could see Stiles taking up his father’s job as sheriff he’s like this is the opposite of what i wanted this is a badass idea you’re supposed to tHINK THIS IS BADASS, NOT CUTE OH, DYLAN.
bcniallsnapback: why am i crying so hard theyre...
dependent: problems we thought we would have when we grew up: being popular getting married fitting in moving out college having kids actual problems: growing up
Earth To Reality: text-pistol:... →
text-pistol: wearing-sammy-to-the-prom: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not…
tupacabra: you’re HOW many from your goal you say? *unfollows*
obesitycore: I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER
natural-born-idjit: onefitmodel: Marriage is not about religion. Atheists marry. Marriage is not about procreation. The infertile marry. Marriage is not about finance. It can weave poverty. Marriage is about love. That’s it. And that’s beautiful. AMEN